Tea makes everything better. That is, unless you pour a not-too-long-ago-boiling cup of it on your arm and into your lap. Of course, after you run cold water over the scalds, a cup of tea makes that better too.
"The first cup moistens my lips and throat. The second shatters my loneliness. The third causes the wrongs of life to fade gently from my recollection. The fourth purifies my soul. The fifth lifts me to the realms of the unwinking gods." - Chinese mystic Tang Dynasty